Post by Bambi Ackart on Aug 8, 2008 11:47:47 GMT -5
The Scam of the Century
By Bambi Ackart
It is a dark day indeed when members of our community are lead to believe an unnamed evil is lurking in the shadows. When in fact, it is all a lie. There is no Lord Voldemort. He is a figment of our deep seeded need to be protected by the Ministry of Magic. And if there is no evil, then what good is the Ministry's ever-growing defense department?
It is now estimated that the Auror Department alone outweighs the all the other Departments combined in employees. A very interesting fact considering the previous Head of the Department recruited so many aurors. And it becomes even more interesting when you look at the fact that that same Head Auror, Vincent Corrigan, has recently been named the new Minister of Magic. Interesting little coincidence, isn't it my faithful reader?
So what of this so-called "Dark Lord"? Why now, so suddenly, is his reign of terror increasing? Could it have something to do with our new Minister Corrigan? I say yes!
Minister Corrigan has created this Lord Voldemort to ensure his safety as the Minister of Magic. If you look carefully at the facts, it's quite obvious. Missing people's reports have not risen in number since Lord Voldemort's "arrival". But now we are to believe that instead of the skiing accidents and spell back firings that used to cause these disappearances is due to a bad guy that hides in the shadows? Unseen by anyone.
He is fake, wizarding citizens of England! He is as much real as the boogey man your parents told you lived under the kitchen cupboards to keep you from playing with pots and pans. There's no proof he is real. There are only accusations made by the Ministry, and Ministry which is led by a liar who wants to keep his newly appointed office.
I say, if Lord Voldemort does exist, let us see some proof. Where is this powerful self proclaimed Lord? Until he shows his face, the whole of the Wizarding world shall be mocking his name. There is nothing to fear but shadows. Do not be tricked!
By Bambi Ackart
It is a dark day indeed when members of our community are lead to believe an unnamed evil is lurking in the shadows. When in fact, it is all a lie. There is no Lord Voldemort. He is a figment of our deep seeded need to be protected by the Ministry of Magic. And if there is no evil, then what good is the Ministry's ever-growing defense department?
It is now estimated that the Auror Department alone outweighs the all the other Departments combined in employees. A very interesting fact considering the previous Head of the Department recruited so many aurors. And it becomes even more interesting when you look at the fact that that same Head Auror, Vincent Corrigan, has recently been named the new Minister of Magic. Interesting little coincidence, isn't it my faithful reader?
So what of this so-called "Dark Lord"? Why now, so suddenly, is his reign of terror increasing? Could it have something to do with our new Minister Corrigan? I say yes!
Minister Corrigan has created this Lord Voldemort to ensure his safety as the Minister of Magic. If you look carefully at the facts, it's quite obvious. Missing people's reports have not risen in number since Lord Voldemort's "arrival". But now we are to believe that instead of the skiing accidents and spell back firings that used to cause these disappearances is due to a bad guy that hides in the shadows? Unseen by anyone.
He is fake, wizarding citizens of England! He is as much real as the boogey man your parents told you lived under the kitchen cupboards to keep you from playing with pots and pans. There's no proof he is real. There are only accusations made by the Ministry, and Ministry which is led by a liar who wants to keep his newly appointed office.
I say, if Lord Voldemort does exist, let us see some proof. Where is this powerful self proclaimed Lord? Until he shows his face, the whole of the Wizarding world shall be mocking his name. There is nothing to fear but shadows. Do not be tricked!
